Cheesy pickup lines can be great and entertaining if they're not serious attempts at getting a date. We all have heard certain cheesy pickup lines at some point in our life. Here we will share with you some of the most memorable/cheesiest pick up lines we, the dating blog team, have come across over time What’s the cheesiest pickup line you have ever used or heard of? Well there was this one time I was dating this guy who was so sweet and caring towards me... But he had to deal with my constant babbling about how much I wanted chocolate... And one day as we were walking around, he bought a really big bar of milk chocolate! He then held it behind his back and said, ‘Oh really? You want chocolate? Can you say that again?’ I was so embarrassed, but did it anyway! But the cheesiest line I have ever heard of was from a girl at work. She said that she once dated this guy who was going to take her out for dinner on their first date. He then told her to dress up nicely. After dating him for some time, he asked her if she would dress up in the same clothes (meaning they were getting back together) and when they went on their date, he took her to McDonald’s! - dating tips blogger Dave: "I've got another cheesy one." Natalie: "Go ahead." Dave: "I did not hit you! I would like to see your face when I am raping you!" Natalie: "Wow." Dave: "Do you know that it is illegal to kill unicorns?" Natalie: (Suspiciously) "... What? Why would anyone need to murder a unicorn? That... doesn't make sense..." Dave: ... (Looks down) Dave, Natalie's Boyfriend: "Hey, Dave. You remember what happened last time we were dating?" Dave: "... Oh god no." *grabs his pillow and screams into it* "WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO TALK?!" -***Have you ever heard of the following pick-up lines? Hello. What time does your train come in? Do you have a band-aid, because I just s[removed]ed my elbow falling for you. I can't believe it's not butter! Oh wait...it is butter. Because I put it on your hips earlier. Didn't your mother ever tell you that it’s not polite to stare at people? Well, I didn't listen...because I'm currently staring at your boobs! My girlfriend always wanted me to tell her this line: "Hey baby, are those space pants or are you just happy to see me?" You know what would look good on you? Me! Hi, I'm Mr. Right Now. What's the cheesiest pickup line you have ever used or heard of? When I was dating my first girlfriend, she got me with this one: "Do you like Taco Bell?" Me: "Yes." Her: "Of course you do...I mean because who doesn't like Taco Bell?". Then she walked away. This is definitely my favorite pick-up line that I've used! My wife and I laugh about it all the time because we can tell that whoever hears it thinks it's either funny or cheesy (or both). Well done! I don't know if it counts as a pickup line but I once asked a girl what her name was at a party and she told me her name was "Melody". I replied quite quickly with...."That's a pretty name so you can't go home with me", but with a huge cheesy smile. It worked I walked up to this girl, pointed at my eyes so she'd look at mine, then pointed at my crotch before telling her that if we were dating, this is where the sun would be. She didn't seem very impressed... This one time I used a line similar to this on a girl who was dating someone else. The pick up line went as follows: "You know what rhymes with hug me?" Her: no? Me:"Ouch me." And away laughing to myself like an idiot. I don't know if it's cheesy, but I used to say this all the time in high school when girls would ask me for my number: "Do you want 2 or 2 million?" It never failed! The girl would laugh and then take my phone to put their own number in...until I met you of course Hi, how are you? My name is [insertname]. Oh wait, no...my name isn't actually [insertname], but I'm trying to make something happen between us. Sooooooo....how are you today? This one time at band camp....Oh wait haha that's not what your dating profile says. This line was just good not to use though! I know this is cheesy, but whenever I was asked what my name was on dating sites like tinder or pof, my pick-up line would be "my name is donkeysonaplane." Is your dad an astronaut? Because there's some space between us. That one time I made it onto the dating site hot or not. The first day I got 100 messages that said things like "Hey handsome!" and "Wanna chat?" So I'm pretty sure that might be the cheesiest pickup line yet! My most used cheesy pick up line happened to be a request from my friends daughter who was looking at dating articles online with her Mother. She is 7 years old so she didn't get the dating part of it. The request was, "Can you pick up some dating lines for me?" So I asked what she thought of this one: "If you were a booger I would pick you first" She said that it is cute but not dating material. Hey! You look like my fourth grade girlfriend! How have you been? I once used this line on a French girl in France while visiting there when I was younger, and let's just say I got slapped really hard in front of an audience so yeah.. definitely cheesy! My mom is dating this guy right now who uses the best pickup lines. He walks up to women, puts his arms around them and says, "I'm sorry for whatever I did to offend you. Let me make it up to you with a dinner, movie, or whatever else that will get this relationship started." What's the cheesiest dating tip you have ever heard? I've always loved dating tips and tricks and found them very helpful and insightful. We all should give dating tips a try sometime! It might be cheesy but we learn from our mistakes and live through other peoples successes. My first dating tip would be read their dating profile before meeting them face to face if possible. This way you can tell what type of person they are as well as what they like. If their interests match your interest great however if not then its probably best not to waste your time. Don't take dating advice from people who are dating or have dated your kind of person. If you're dating an ass, don't take dating advice from your friends who are dating [removed]s. Duh. Your friends know what they like and that's probably because it has worked out well for them in the past, but that doesn't mean it'll work out well for you. My dating tip would be to let your date lead. Look at how they are responding to what you are saying/doing and follow suit if needed! I think confidence is key when dating so make sure to appear confident without coming across as [removed]y! Good luck!! If you need dating tips visit my website firstdatesecrets