So you want a dating tip? Well, dating can be very complicated and any dating advice that I give is subject to change at any time because dating is hard! But here's a dating tip: have fun with your life now so you'll have fun when the dating comes. Here are some other dating tips for you guys out there who think dating is complicated: 1. Here’s a dating tip: if someone asks you to “Netflix and chill”, they just mean cuddle on the couch while watching Netflix. Don’t do anything else or else it will get awkward. 2. Here’s another dating tip: texting too much kills the mystery of whether he likes you. Try not to text him everyday, maybe 3 times a week? Then when you see him in person it's like meeting for the first time all over again! 3. Here’s dating tip number 3: dating is hard but dating is also pretty simple. Just talk to people! Being social in general will help your dating life so go out and sign up for some hobbies or something. Put yourself out there, even if that means just staring at someone long enough that they notice you noticed them. See what happens! If any of these dating tips didn't work for you then here's another dating tip: try doing whatever makes YOU happy because when you're happy the people around you are happier too Wow, dating is HARD! Oh dating, dating, dating. Why do dating tips even exist? I don't know if there's any good dating advice out there because dating is just so much harder than it used to be in the olden days when everyone got married at 18 and had like 12 kids. Dating is so hard now! But you know what isn't hard? Not dating. So here's my dating tip for today: try not dating anyone right now Wow, this has been quite an enlightening article about dating advice. Here’s my last dating tip of the day: stop reading sappy articles on online magazines written by people who are probably trying to get you into bed with them somewhere because that’s what dating is all about - dating dating dating dating dating dating dating dating dating dating dating. Going on dates. Making out after dates. Staying in bed forever because you’re too tired to go anywhere so why bother putting clothes on, amirite? And that's it for my date tips of the evening! I hope you guys have a good night with your life and try not spending it reading online magazines or something, haha Yikes! Dark ending there but here are some more positive-sounding dating tips: 1. Make yourself feel beautiful every day by doing something nice for yourself like taking an extra long shower or wearing cute underwear or eating chocolate ice cream right out of the carton (my favorite!) 2. Don’t dating-worry! Just be yourself and if you enjoy your life then dating will come naturally. Dating dating dating dating dating dating dating dating dating dating. 3. OK so I know what I said before about not dating but here's another dating tip: go on lots of first dates because they're really good for figuring out what you like in a person (and what they like in you!) 4. Here’s one more date tip: don't kiss on the first date! Or even the second or third, actually. Like wait until at least the 5th or 6th date to do that sort of thing because it can get really awkward if you guys are hanging out alone and tries to stick his tongue in your mouth and what are you supposed to do because you don't want to hurt his feelings but also that's really gross. 5. And one dating tip left: dating is fun! You'll have a great time dating lots of people until you find the right one for you Alright, I'm going to stop dating advice there because this article sounds like it might be getting pretty offensive soon :( Anyways dating! So dating is weird, why do they even call it dating? Oh dating dating dating dating though when did dating become such hard work? It was so much easier in the olden days when everyone just got married at 18 and had 12 kids in their back yard in New Canaan with no internet or anything so dating dating tips: 2. Don’t dating-worry! Just be yourself and if you enjoy your life then dating will come naturally. Dating dating dating dating , yeah, so much easier back when everyone got married at 18 with no internet or anything in New Canaan with Corey Feldman or someone you've never heard of getting the bouquet at their wedding in front of a crowd because that doesn't seem weird to me even in 2018 haha 5. And dating tips left: dating dating dating dating dating is fun! You'll have a great time dating lots of people until you find the right one dating dating dating dating dating dating for you Alright, I'm going to stop dating advice there. Like wow this has been such an informative and positive article about relationships and dating and how we should all just slow down and enjoy life! No more reading online magazines tonight if that's what it takes to get in bed with someone else, amirite? Speaking of - happy V-Day tomorrow! Sarcastic humor [get into character]: Hey guys, thanks for clicking my link. I hope you enjoyed reading my online magazine article as much as I enjoyed writing it Punchlines: date tips: